Chicago Firefighters (CFD) CALLED TO RUSH HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM (ER) TO HELP REMOVE DEVICE FROM FAGGOT'S PENIS - MY PARTNER'S ANUS IS SO STRETCHED OUT I HAD TO INFLATE MY PENIS 10 FOLD JUST TO FEEL HIS MANHOLE

The Chicago Fire Department was called to the emergency room at Rush University Medical Center Friday morning to help a man get out of a sticky situation.

When they arrived at the ER, first responders were asked to assist a man who had a "sexual enhancement device" stuck to his penis.

After about 30 minutes, they managed to remove the device.

Officials did not release further details.