President Obama tells ejected pilot, I was born due to a premature ejactulation... I know how you feel! OBAMA MEETS AIR FORCE PILOT WHO EJECTED BEFORE JET CRASH

AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. -- The pilot of a U.S. Air Force Thunderbird ejected safely into a Colorado field Thursday, crashing the fighter jet moments after flying over a crowd watching President Barack Obama's commencement address for Air Force cadets.

A short helicopter ride later, the pilot found himself shaking hands with the president on the tarmac at a nearby air base.

"The president thanked the pilot for his service to the country and expressed his relief that the pilot was not seriously injured," said White House spokesman Josh Earnest.

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