Drunken White Trash Breeders: Michelle Kirk, 45, and Timothy McCoy, 54, Have 15-Year-Old Son Drive Family on Two-Hour Trip to Cedar Point

Too drunk to take the wheel but still need to check out the new Valravn pronto?

The solution to that quandary for an Ohio couple was having their 15-year-old son take the wheel of the family van to make the trip to Cedar Point from Columbus.

The teen was pulled over for speeding on July 2, doing about 83 in a 70 mph zone. An Ohio State Patrol trooper found the teen, his 12-year-old sister, and their parents, Michelle Kirk, 45, and Timothy McCoy, 54, in the car. The parents were inebriated and the teen didn't have a license or learner's permit. Via the Morning Journal:

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