Breaking: Obama Has Announced His Next Career Move Upon Leaving the White House
Eric Holder, Barack Obama & Fake Rev. Al "I owe millions in taxes" Sharpton
The ‘Nothing Man’ has just announced his next career move upon leaving his duties as Dictator and Nation Destroyer come January 20th, 2017. Reminiscent of the rim-jobs he regularly received and gave at Chicago’s gay bathhouse, ‘Man’s Country,’ Barack Obama will be working as a street break dancer in which he twirls a bicycle rim upon his anus.
Now that takes a lot of skill and practice! Unbeknownst to most people, the president has been feverishly choreographing his dance moves in between his other responsibilities of golfing and late night partying at the White House.
Eric Holder and ‘Reverend’ Al Sharpton are expected to join him in an ensemble celebrating eight years of Black-run tyranny.
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