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‘Days of Our Lives’ bad guy Joseph Mascolo dies at 87 - He actually wore a toupee' that was worse than Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart's toupee' 

Chubby Chicago colored actor Audrey Morgan, seen on TV and stage, dead at 64 - WHO? Never heard of her!

Former police officer for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago Denis Lawlor caught on an open keyed radio telling his young recruit how he drinks on duty, sleeps on duty, using racial and homophobic slurs wants his job back..... 

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel LIED??? Say it isn't true!

Hiring 1,000 cops turns out to be total bullshit....

Free Living Section 8 Dwellers, Rasool Haleem, 31, of Streamwood, and Luis Segovia, 18, of West Chicago, charged with Hoffman Estates shooting